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Ahhh you think the carbs are your ally? You merely adopted the carbs. I was born with them, raised with them, I ate nothing but carbs until I was already a man and by then everything else was disgusting. The carbs betray you because they belong to me!

Ahhh you think the carbs are your ally? You merely adopted the carbs. I was born with them, raised with them, I ate nothing but carbs until I was already a man and by then everything else was disgusting. The carbs betray you because they belong to me! - Ahhh you think the carbs are your ally? You merely adopted the carbs. I was born with them, raised with them, I ate nothing but carbs until I was already a man and by then everything else was disgusting. The carbs betray you because they belong to me! Bane Connery
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You think rice is your ally? you merely adopted the Rice I was born in it, molded by it, it was all i ate til i was already a man

You think rice is your ally? you merely adopted the Rice I was born in it, molded by it, it was all i ate til i was already a man
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You think the internet is your ally? You merely adopted the internet. I was born in it, molded in it. I didn't go outside until I was a man.

You think the internet is your ally? You merely adopted the internet. I was born in it, molded in it. I didn't go outside until I was a man.
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You think water is your ally? you merely swam in the water. i was born in it. trained by it. it was all my free time til i already was a man

You think water is your ally? you merely swam in the water. i was born in it. trained by it. it was all my free time til i already was a man
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You think geology is your ally? you merely adopted geology I was born in it, molded by it, my father stopped the car at every road cut we passed growing up.

You think geology is your ally? you merely adopted geology I was born in it, molded by it, my father stopped the car at every road cut we passed growing up.
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You think your rocket creations are amazing and monstrous? I was born into KSP, molded by KSP, it was all i knew until I was already a man

You think your rocket creations are amazing and monstrous? I was born into KSP, molded by KSP, it was all i knew until I was already a man
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You think awkwardness is your ally? you merely adopted the awkwardness I was born in it, molded by it, it was all i knew until I was already a man

You think awkwardness is your ally? you merely adopted the awkwardness I was born in it, molded by it, it was all i knew until I was already a man
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and you think this gives you power over me

and you think this gives you power over me
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You corrected my grammar mistake And you think this gives you power over me?

You corrected my grammar mistake And you think this gives you power over me?
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You think science and logic are your allies? you merely adopted them I was born in them, molded by them. by the time i was a man religion was only blinding!

You think science and logic are your allies? you merely adopted them I was born in them, molded by them. by the time i was a man religion was only blinding!
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Oh, you think hot sauce is your ally. You merely adopted the spice. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste habanero until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but flavor!

Oh, you think hot sauce is your ally. You merely adopted the spice. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste habanero until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but flavor!
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