starts "war on drugs" funds safe places for junkies to shoot up

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Reads 1984 "...Some good ideas in here."

Reads 1984

Records every single person's phone and internet activities Gets mad and arrests you if report what they are doing

Records every single person's phone and internet activities Gets mad and arrests you if report what they are doing

Punishes you if you don't pay taxes makes paying taxes the most complicated fucking thing in the world

Punishes you if you don't pay taxes makes paying taxes the most complicated fucking thing in the world

We have to know everything you do regardless of whether you are actually doing anything wrong Oh you want to know what the NSA and CIA are doing? sorry, that's classified

We have to know everything you do regardless of whether you are actually doing anything wrong Oh you want to know what the NSA and CIA are doing? sorry, that's classified

Hey, look! A medicine that treats almost every disease known to mankind, whose number 1 side effect is happiness let's make it illegal

Hey, look! A medicine that treats almost every disease known to mankind, whose number 1 side effect is happiness let's make it illegal

You want an herb to treat your ADHD? Nah, have some amphetamines instead

You want an herb to treat your ADHD? Nah, have some amphetamines instead

all for one. . . and we'll just stick with that

all for one. . .  and we'll just stick with that

The entire economy on verge of collapse Congress takes time off.

The entire economy on verge of collapse Congress takes time off.

Puts drones in U.S. skies to spy on citizens Won't let drones deliver us tacos

Puts drones in U.S. skies to spy on citizens Won't let drones deliver us tacos

BORROWS $14 TRILL GOES BANKRUPT

BORROWS $14 TRILL GOES BANKRUPT
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