Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed - he was a poor mountaineer Barely kept his family fed Then one day jed was shooting at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin crude! Oil that is, Black gold, Texas Tea

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed - he was a poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family fed Then one day jed was shooting at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin crude!
 Oil that is, Black gold, Texas Tea - Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed - he was a poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family fed Then one day jed was shooting at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin crude!
 Oil that is, Black gold, Texas Tea  Story Time Jesus

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So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?

So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?

comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother

comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother

And I was like, Why do you think god created "New Year's Eve" and not "New Year's steve?"

And I was like, Why do you think god created

And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out

And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros...
this food your eating is my body..
they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

So I was like, "Yo abraham, you should sacrifice your son." Then I was like, "woah, I was just kidding, bro"

So I was like,

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah bro"

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like

So they were all like YOLO! So I said "Cool story bro, give me 3 days"

So they were all like YOLO! So I said

And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off

And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off

So then i was all like "mom, chill out i'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

So then i was all like
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