Has the word "squid" in his name... Is really an octopus

Has the word

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Doesn't Like Krabby Patties Has Never Tried One

Doesn't Like Krabby Patties Has Never Tried One

Doesn't like weed has never smoked it

Doesn't like weed has never smoked it

Doesn't Like Short Posts Hates Spongebob memes more

Doesn't Like Short Posts Hates Spongebob memes more

Gets mad about noisy neighbors play clarinet with all windows open

Gets mad about noisy neighbors play clarinet with all windows open

Makes up a story to scare spongebob Nosferatu was in the restaurant the whole time

Makes up a story to scare spongebob Nosferatu was in the restaurant the whole time

Always complains about how uncivilized people are never wears pants

Always complains about how uncivilized people are never wears pants

Thinks he's better than everyone Voted most likely to suck eggs in high school

Thinks he's better than everyone Voted most likely to suck eggs in high school

Claims to be cultured doesn't wear pants

Claims to be cultured doesn't wear pants

Doesn't believe in "Imagination" Plays in a box

Doesn't believe in

The Original Hipster

The Original Hipster
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