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cops caught me swerving and i almost hit a tree now i can't ride my tricycle for a month

cops caught me swerving and i almost hit a tree now i can't ride my tricycle for a month - cops caught me swerving and i almost hit a tree now i can't ride my tricycle for a month drunk baby stfu
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BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR, OFFICER I COULDN'T EVEN SAY THE ALPHABET SOBER

BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR, OFFICER I COULDN'T EVEN SAY THE ALPHABET SOBER
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Sure officer, I'll touch the tip of my nose As soon as my uncle gives it back to me

Sure officer, I'll touch the tip of my nose As soon as my uncle gives it back to me
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You think you're smooth? I've been swimming in pussy since before i was born

You think you're smooth? I've been swimming in pussy since before i was born
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I'll buy us another round If you give me back that quarter you pulled out of my ear

I'll buy us another round If you give me back that quarter you pulled out of my ear
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You know what.... Fuck you man, Fuck you

You know what.... Fuck you man, Fuck you
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Keep braggin' buddy I know i will get some tit when i get home

Keep braggin' buddy I know i will get some tit when i get home
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Yo, BITCH!! STFU! pshhhhh!!

Yo, BITCH!! STFU! pshhhhh!!
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Walk the white line? Joke's on you occifer - I don't walk.

Walk the white line? Joke's on you occifer - I don't walk.
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as i am not a fetus, i can't get fetal alcohol syndrome. so keep my glass full and stfu.

as i am not a fetus, i can't get fetal alcohol syndrome. so keep my glass full and stfu.
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FUCK MILK WHERE's THE WHISKEY TITS

FUCK MILK WHERE's THE WHISKEY TITS
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