Puts new "friend's" number in your phone knows that using it will make you seem like a creep

Puts new

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Shows most talked to on chat-list Keeps reminding you of ex

Shows most talked to on chat-list  Keeps reminding you of ex

All the crap from reddit Without a downvote button

All the crap from reddit Without a downvote button

allows you to cancel your account keeps all your personal info just in case you come back

allows you to cancel your account keeps all your personal info just in case you come back

"People you may know" I'm just going to put your ex in here to make you think of her and feel sad

Scumbag facebook: Keeps adding new stupid features still can't edit typos in posts

Scumbag facebook: Keeps adding new stupid features still can't edit typos in posts

"The more info you share, the more social the experience." Sells it to advertisers

When something online is free you're not the customer You're the product

When something online is free you're not the customer You're the product

Informs you Facebook will send you less e-mail by sending you an e-mail

Informs you Facebook will send you less e-mail by sending you an e-mail

gets you excited with a notification is just some Farmville bullshit

gets you excited with
 a notification is just some Farmville bullshit
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