Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three.  P.S. I am not a crackpot. - Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three.  P.S. I am not a crackpot.  Abe Simpson

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grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

A little from column A A little from column B

A little from column A A little from column B

I used to be with it and then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you

I used to be with it and then they changed what

I used to be 'with it' Then they changed what 'it' was

I used to be 'with it' Then they changed what 'it' was

I used to be with it and then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you

I used to be with it and then they changed what

I once knew everything. But then they changed what everything was. And now what I know isn't everything. And what I don't know seems weird and scary to me.

I once knew everything. But then they changed what everything was. And now what I know isn't everything. And what I don't know seems weird and scary to me.

Dickety-nine problems but the Kaiser ain't one

Dickety-nine problems but the Kaiser ain't one

I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock.

I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock.

So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time

So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time

It's my cake day Gimme Gimme Gimme

It's my cake day Gimme Gimme Gimme
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