When you participate in sports, it's not whether you win or lose It's how drunk you get

When you participate in sports, it's not whether you win or lose It's how drunk you get - When you participate in sports, it's not whether you win or lose It's how drunk you get  Advice Homer

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if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed

if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed

I'm having the best day of my life and I owe it all to not going to Church!

I'm having the best day of my life and I owe it all to not going to Church!

You tried your best and you failed miserably The lesson is, never try

You tried your best and you failed miserably  The lesson is, never try

Remember these simple words... "It was like that when I got here."

Remember these simple words...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

No, this is not the worst day of your life This is the worst day of your life so far

No, this is not the worst day of your life This is the worst day of your life so far

Getting out of jury duty is easy... ...The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy... ...The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Trying is the first step towards failure

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you don't do anything You'll never make mistakes

If you don't do anything You'll never make mistakes
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