You must be the Google Glasses Because you augment my reality

You must be the Google Glasses Because you augment my reality - You must be the Google Glasses Because you augment my reality  Howard Wolowitz

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Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second Mind if i join in?

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second Mind if i 
join in?

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

I wish I was your calculus homework Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your calculus homework Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are be-au-ti full.

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are be-au-ti full.

Its not about the size of the vector Its how you apply the force

Its not about the size of the vector Its how you apply the force

you have 206 bones in your body wanna have 207?

you have 206 bones in your body wanna have 207?

you must be a compound of beryllium and barium becuase you're a total BaBe

you must be a compound of beryllium and barium becuase you're a total BaBe

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?

do you know why men are so much sexier than women? because you can't spell "sexy" without "XY"

do you know why men are so much sexier than women? because you can't spell

Hey girl, I wish I were sin^2 and you were cos^2 So together we would be 1

Hey girl, I wish I were sin^2 and you were cos^2 So together we would be 1
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