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I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. but anticipating lesbians' cognitive dissonance at the thought of having sex with me, however, turns me on like a lig

I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. but anticipating lesbians' cognitive dissonance at the thought of having sex with me, however, turns me on like a lig - I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. but anticipating lesbians' cognitive dissonance at the thought of having sex with me, however, turns me on like a lig Condescending Wonka
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Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world
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Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.

Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.
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The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood
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Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.

Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.
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Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever
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The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence

The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence
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Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever
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for awards consideration only Cute

for awards consideration only Cute
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Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.

Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.
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Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time
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