Oh, you get a Diet Coke when you go to McDonald's? You must really be watching your weight

Oh, you get a Diet Coke when you go to McDonald's? You must really be watching your weight - Oh, you get a Diet Coke when you go to McDonald's? You must really be watching your weight  Condescending Wonka

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Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.

Oh, you're not voting for Obama? I'm sure he'll be really upset that he can't count on the sixteen-year-old vote.

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.

Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence

The religion that your parents taught you as a child, is the one true religion? What a conincidence

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever

Oh, you're in high school and already engaged? you guys will be in love forever

for awards consideration only Cute

for awards consideration only  Cute

Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.

Oh you only made $100 in tips working your four hour shift? Please tell me more about how unappreciated your job is.

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time
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