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Hey, everybody... sorry to be tardy to the party!

Sorry I'm late I was getting blown by Sandy

the secret to my success is that I'm always hard at work

DID SOMEONE SAY BLOWJOBS?

how do you make your wife scream while you're having sex? call her and tell her.

And I was like: "She's great on the piano" "But she sucks on the organ"

How is a woman like an airplane? Both have cockpits

Hey Obama, you Reddit too? Seen Gonewild?!

I may be 66 years old But I can still last 48 minutes, baby

I'm here for the free pussy riot

If you want to start Job Growth You have to stimulate the private sector

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