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Why do we say "I'm going to take a shit" When in fact we leave it?

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If people try to kill scientists with dynamite instead of a prayer Aren't they demonstrating how much more effective science is?

If people try to kill scientists with dynamite instead of a prayer Aren't they demonstrating how much more effective science is?
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The government says "If you're not doing anything wrong, you shouldn't have anything to hide." If that is true, shouldn't the government declassify everything?

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If a redhead works at a bakery Does that make him a ginger bread man?

If a redhead works at a bakery Does that make him a ginger bread man?
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Getting stoned makes you think you can't do things but you can Getting drunk makes you think you can do things but you can't

Getting stoned makes you think you can't do things but you can Getting drunk makes you think you can do things but you can't
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If a child conceived by rape is a blessing from God Does that mean rapists are Angels doing God's work on earth?

If a child conceived by rape is a blessing from God Does that mean rapists are Angels doing God's work on earth?
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If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?
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If burning the Quaran is a sin Would'nt putting one in every U.S military Vehicle protect them from attacks by Muslim extremists?

If burning the Quaran is a sin Would'nt putting one in every U.S military Vehicle protect them from attacks by Muslim extremists?
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If Sopa passes, and we post Pirate Bay links on senate.gov Would they Shut down their own website?

If Sopa passes, and we post Pirate Bay links on senate.gov Would they Shut down their own website?
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Is a blowjob from a muppet also a hand job?

Is a blowjob from a muppet also a hand job?
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if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?

if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?
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