the square root of 69 is vodka

the square root of 69 is vodka - the square root of 69 is vodka  Drunk College Freshman

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It's not called slurring your words, it's called talking in cursive

It's not called slurring your words,  it's called talking in cursive

beat juniors in pong i am a legend

beat juniors in pong i am a legend

Had 5 beers No one has fucking tolerance like i do

Had 5 beers No one has fucking tolerance like i do

four finals zero in anderson

four finals zero in anderson

Drink too much beer, puke it all up Best feeling ever

Drink too much beer, 
puke it all up Best feeling ever

goes to parties looks for fat girls to hook up with

goes to parties looks for fat girls to hook up with

Someone take a picture Totally Facebook Profile Worthy

Someone take a picture Totally Facebook Profile Worthy

"Four Loko? Fuck it, time to beer bong that shit!" Gets stomach pumped

Dude i'm so drunk right now i've had like, 4 beers

Dude i'm so drunk right now i've had like, 4 beers

Has sex with ugly girls Makes game to hide shame

Has sex with ugly girls Makes game to hide shame
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