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Good Morning, sir, how are you today? "I can't complain... oh wait, YES I CAN. And I WILL"

Good Morning, sir, how are you today?
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Receipt with you or in the bag yes

Receipt with you or in the bag yes
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Been here nearly 2 years "you must be new here"

Been here nearly 2 years
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"you look bored." fuck you.
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"You're rude! I'm going to talk to your manager!" Good luck. She's more rude than I am.
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Customer gets out a pen to write a check I die a little inside

Customer gets out a pen to write a check I die a little inside
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"this is expensive" I'm sorry?
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I locked the doors because we've been closed for 10 minutes not because it's your personal shopping time

I locked the doors because we've been closed for 10 minutes not because it's your personal shopping time
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Complain when the store is busy Complain when the store is slow

Complain when the store is busy Complain when the store is slow
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Mom makes her child behave You begin to question reality

Mom makes her child behave You begin to question reality
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"Do you take credit cards?" No we prefer to adhere to an archaic system of currency so that we make fewer sales. That will be 2 goats please.
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