You mean to tell me that a jewish zombie can make me live forever if i telepathically accept him as my master and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood because he saved me by sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself all because a talking

You mean to tell me that a jewish zombie can make me live forever if i telepathically accept him as my master and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood because he saved me by sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself all because a talking - You mean to tell me that a jewish zombie can make me live forever if i telepathically accept him as my master and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood because he saved me by sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself all because a talking  skeptical baby

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My share of the national debt is how much?

My share of the national debt is how much?

You mean that one day I will have to stop playing to take a shit?

You mean that one day I will have to stop playing  to take a shit?

you mean to tell me spoons don't actually sound like airplanes?

you mean to tell me spoons don't actually sound like airplanes?

You mean that one day I will suck on titties but not for the milk?

You mean that one day I will suck on titties but not for the milk?

Wait a minute, are you telling me that stereotypes can actually happen?

Wait a minute, are you telling me that stereotypes can actually happen?

You mean to tell me Hammers don't fix everything

You mean to tell me Hammers don't fix everything

You mean to tell me that high school drama Doesn't end in high school?

You mean to tell me that high school drama Doesn't end in high school?

you mean to tell me that she's hiding behind her hands?

you mean to tell me that she's hiding behind her hands?

What is 9gag? and why do we hate it?

What is 9gag? and why do we hate it?

you mean to tell me im going to like watching spongebob even more when im an adult?

you mean to tell me im going to like watching spongebob even more when im an adult?
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