"PAPA, SOMEONE HIT MY CAR" VAT? IS CAR OKAY?

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Dad, I want to be an actor No, beta, it's pronounced "doctor"

Dad, I want to be an actor No, beta, it's pronounced

I ONLY HAVE A FEW RULES NO SMOKING, NO SEX, NO DRINKING, NO SWEARING, NO OTHER PROFESSION THAN DOCTOR, NO FRIENDS, NO MOVIES, NO LATE NIGHTS, NO MEAT, NOGIRLFRIEND, NO MISCHIEF, NO breaks, no waking up late, no saying no to temple, no jigging, no getting

I ONLY HAVE A FEW RULES NO SMOKING, NO SEX, NO DRINKING, NO SWEARING, NO OTHER PROFESSION THAN DOCTOR, NO FRIENDS, NO MOVIES, NO LATE NIGHTS, NO MEAT, NOGIRLFRIEND, NO MISCHIEF, NO breaks, no waking up late, no saying no to temple, no jigging, no getting

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to medical school

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To go to medical school

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage waiting for you

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage waiting for you

You know, beta Love comes after marriage

You know, beta Love comes after marriage

DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS BUT SLEEP WITH ONE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED

DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS BUT SLEEP WITH ONE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED

You're 18? when i was your age, i was 19.

You're 18? when i was your age, i was 19.

YOU WANT TO SEE DARK KNIGHT AT THE THEATRES? YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE FOR FREE

YOU WANT TO SEE DARK KNIGHT AT THE THEATRES? YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE FOR FREE

Beta vat are you talking?

Beta vat are you talking?

watches violent movie in the theater brings 4 year old kids and only covers their eyes during the kissing scene

watches violent movie in the theater brings 4 year old kids and only covers their eyes during the kissing scene
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