went on 4 dates with that eastern european barmaid and she didnt blow anything off, not my socks or my dick..wish i had a yakult in this packed lunch yakult is full of good bacteria..hmmmm hakult

went on 4 dates with that eastern european barmaid  and she didnt blow anything off, not my socks or my dick..wish i had a yakult in this packed lunch yakult is full of good bacteria..hmmmm hakult  - went on 4 dates with that eastern european barmaid  and she didnt blow anything off, not my socks or my dick..wish i had a yakult in this packed lunch yakult is full of good bacteria..hmmmm hakult   Sad Keanu

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I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...

I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...

Everyone's been bringing back the old memes just not mine...

Everyone's been bringing back the old memes just not mine...

was it just a movie? could somebody be watching me right now, reading my thoughts?

was it just a movie? could somebody be watching me right now, reading my thoughts?

I wonder if reddit will find this funny... Who am I kidding ... my memes are terrible.

I wonder if reddit will find this funny...
 Who am I kidding ... my memes are terrible.

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

Australia would love this. They didn't.

Australia would love this. They didn't.

hedgehogs why can't they just share the hedge?

hedgehogs why can't they just share the hedge?

woah, there's a joke on my laughy taffy wrapper I dont get it

woah, there's a joke on my laughy taffy wrapper I dont get it

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted

I hooked up with this girl i met online, she said she had a body built for sin. Too bad that the sin was gluttony

I hooked up with this girl i met online,
she said she had a body built for sin. Too bad that the sin was gluttony
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