what did i ever do to deserve this? apart from all the sinning, that is

what did i ever do to deserve this? apart from all the sinning, that is - what did i ever do to deserve this? apart from all the sinning, that is  Horribly Evil Black Mage

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i am faced with a serious dilemma i wish to stab you, and i can't decide where

i am faced with a serious dilemma i wish to stab you, and i can't decide where

reduce earth's population by 99% economy problem solved

reduce earth's population by 99% economy problem solved

people say i want to kill everyone, but those are slanderous lies i mean, i don't think i could stand being that generous

people say i want to kill everyone, but those are slanderous lies i mean, i don't think i could stand being that generous

oh, you like my hat? yessir, sewn by child slaves and made from the finest puppy skin

oh, you like my hat? yessir, sewn by child slaves and made from the finest puppy skin

get that punch ready; these orphans ain't gonna sacrifice themselves oh wait, yes they are

get that punch ready; these orphans ain't gonna sacrifice themselves oh wait, yes they are

easy slaves: spread rare and fatal disease trade antidote for eternal servitude

easy slaves:
spread rare and fatal disease trade antidote for eternal servitude

you know what cheers me up after seeing roadkill? raping it

you know what cheers me up after seeing roadkill? raping it

Forever alone Because I killed everyone else

Forever alone Because I killed everyone else

mah bitches don't never talk back to me `specially not since i "impregnated" one of `em with a scorpion

mah bitches don't never talk back to me `specially not since i

love makes the world go `round until i raise divorce rates by stealing it

love makes the world go `round until i raise divorce rates by stealing it
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