I'm glad you only drank beer and wine. I didn't. I only drank hard alcohol. I just threw up in the back of your car.

I'm glad you only drank beer and wine. I didn't. I only drank hard alcohol. I just threw up in the back of your car. - I'm glad you only drank beer and wine. I didn't. I only drank hard alcohol. I just threw up in the back of your car.  The Rock Driving

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I finally caught all 151 Pokemon. There are 646 Pokemon now.

I finally caught all 151 Pokemon. There are 646 Pokemon now.

That time machine really did a number on me. Know where I can get some bud? Walmart.

That time machine really did a number on me. Know where I can get some bud? Walmart.

This city's pretty dangerous. Know what to say if an old man invites you to dinner? My fee is $400 per hour, one service, always wear protection, and no kissing.

This city's pretty dangerous. Know what to say if an old man invites
 you to dinner? My fee is $400 per hour, one service, always wear protection, and no kissing.

What should we do while we're here on Coruscant? Just cuz u can't comprepehdnable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then dont spoke.

What should we do while we're here on Coruscant? Just cuz u can't comprepehdnable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then dont spoke.

This is going to be a long drive. Pack a bowl and pass it up here. We smoked the last of what we had on the way to IHOP this morning.

This is going to be a long drive. Pack a bowl and pass it up here. We smoked the last of what we had on the way to IHOP this morning.

Soooo you probably dont even remember my name... Vin Diesel?

Soooo you probably dont even remember my name... Vin Diesel?

do you have a lighter? i thought you had the lighter!

do you have a lighter? i thought you had the lighter!

I slept well last night. Would you say you slept... like a Rock?

I slept well last night. Would you say you slept... like a Rock?

So I built this bad ass tower in Minecraft... Whats Minecraft?

So I built this bad ass tower in Minecraft... Whats Minecraft?

Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual

Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual
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