sits on desk humpty dumpty

sits on desk humpty dumpty - sits on desk humpty dumpty  Scumbag Law Professor

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Assigns his own textbook. Teaches the chapters out of order.

Assigns his own textbook. Teaches the chapters out of order.

Assigns his own textbook. That'll be $150.

Assigns his own textbook. That'll be $150.

"You're gonna need to know this to practice law." Never practiced law.

Demands you write in short, clear sentences Makes you read nothing but long, confusing sentences

Demands you write in short, clear sentences Makes you read nothing but long, confusing sentences

Details are irrelevant to the outcome of the case. Grills you about them anyway.

Details are irrelevant to the outcome of the case. Grills you about them anyway.

Intentionally Makes law confusing using socratic method "Why don't you understand personal jurisdiction?"

Intentionally Makes law confusing using socratic method

Gives you 22/30 on exam Checkmarks everything

Gives you 22/30 on exam Checkmarks everything

Assigns new readings Spends Class going over last reading

Assigns new readings Spends Class going over last reading

Writes obscure law review article that no one reads... Respected Academic.

Writes obscure law review article that no one reads... Respected Academic.

Contract law? how about ron trac law

Contract law? how about 
ron trac law
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