The seatbelt sign is now on sit yo fucking ass down!

The seatbelt sign is now on sit yo fucking ass down! - The seatbelt sign is now on sit yo fucking ass down!  Ghetto Flight Attendant

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this is a non-smoking flight unless you've got the good shit!

this is a non-smoking flight unless you've got the good shit!

flight attendant? head bitch in charge sounds better

flight attendant? head bitch in charge sounds better

ya'll are seated in an exit row you best open that fucking door in an emergency

ya'll are seated in an exit row you best open that fucking door in an emergency

coffee, tea or a bitch slap?

coffee, tea or a bitch slap?

Brace position? it's almost the same pose as giving head!

Brace position? it's almost the same pose as giving head!

YO ASS BEST BE prepared fo departcha

YO ASS BEST BE prepared fo departcha

And if any passengers on this side of the plane have any questions you can kiss this side of my ass

And if any passengers on this side of the plane have any questions you can kiss this side of my ass

And if you look out the window to your left You can see the house where that trick ass ho who be calling my man lives

And if you look out the window to your left You can see the house where that trick ass ho who be calling my man lives

riding dirty with the beverage cart!

riding dirty with the beverage cart!

need a pillow? ha! that's a fucking joke!

need a pillow? ha! that's a fucking joke!
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