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I love your new 15 minute guarantee - I don't know why they didn't think of this earlier - I mean really how long can it take to take pills from a big bottle and put them in a smaller one. (under his breath) And to think I was concerned that a doctorate

I love your new 15 minute guarantee - I don't know why they didn't think of this earlier - I mean really how long can it take to take pills from a big bottle and put them in a smaller one. (under his breath) And to think I was concerned that a doctorate - I love your new 15 minute guarantee - I don't know why they didn't think of this earlier - I mean really how long can it take to take pills from a big bottle and put them in a smaller one. (under his breath) And to think I was concerned that a doctorate Smug Pharmacist
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But my doctor told me he called it in to you already! "Oh! In that case... nope still didn't get it"

But my doctor told me he called it in to you already!
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my insurance isn't accepted here anymore?! Nobody told me! Mailed 4 letters from corporate pharmacy headquarters to your house explaining the issue, insurance company mailed 5 letters to your house promoting mail order and a select few listed pharamcies t

my insurance isn't accepted here anymore?! Nobody told me! Mailed 4 letters from corporate pharmacy headquarters to your house explaining the issue, insurance company mailed 5 letters to your house promoting mail order and a select few listed pharamcies t
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My patient had a drink while on Flagyl once. Just once.

My patient had a drink while on Flagyl once. Just once.
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I know it's my fault your co-pay is $50 I DID pick out your insurance plan.

I know it's my fault your co-pay is $50 I DID pick out your insurance plan.
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"You're absolutely right" "The round white ones do work so much better"
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"I need 1/2 cc, 29 gauge, long needle syringes please." "They are for my neighbors cat"
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"Hi, I'm just calling to check if you have 360 oxycodone 30mg in stock" Sure, hold on and I'll check.

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"You're looking for the soup cans?" Why, yes. I have them stored back here."
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You want your prescription in 2 minutes? Want fries with that?

You want your prescription in 2 minutes? Want fries with that?
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"I called your insurance, they said no vacation override." "What!? But I'm on medicaid!"
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