"hey can i borrow a dollar" they said I'll pay you back tomorrow" they said

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Take a look at my downstairs, she said It is soaking wet, she said

Take a look at my downstairs, she said It is soaking wet, she said

let us take a picture they said nobody will ever see it they said

let us take a picture they said nobody will ever see it they said

Get a master's degree they said You'll get a job they said.

Get a master's degree they said You'll get a job they said.

Try to get to the front page they said it's easy they said.

Try to get to the front page they said it's easy they said.

Get a girlfriend, they said. Just be yourself, they said.

Get a girlfriend, they said. Just be yourself, they said.

Buy an Android phone, they said It'll support Flash, they said

Buy an Android phone, they said It'll support Flash, they said

Join Reddit, they said You'll gain karma, they said

Join Reddit, they said You'll gain karma, they said

Put a towel under the door, they said No one will smell it, they said

Put a towel under the door, they said No one will smell it, they said

You'll get tons of Karma on your cake day they said it's easy they said.

You'll get tons of Karma on your cake day they said it's easy they said.

row your boat they said gently down the stream they said.

row your boat they said gently down the stream they said.
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