I don't always get asked for money by bums But when i do, "all i have is diamond dollars"

I don't always get asked for money by bums But when i do,

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I don't always TELL PEOPLE IRL THAT I'M POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

I don't always TELL PEOPLE IRL THAT I'M POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into another dimension

I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into another dimension

I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A LITTLE HITLER MUSTACHE AND LAUGH IN THE MIRROR

I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A LITTLE HITLER MUSTACHE AND LAUGH IN THE MIRROR

I don't always fuck up BUT WHEN I DO, it's in front of my in-laws

I don't always fuck up BUT WHEN I DO, it's in front of my in-laws

I don't always drink beer so i am probably not the best authority on it

I don't always drink beer  so i am probably not the best authority on it

I don't always look at the driver I am passing on the highway BUT WHEN I DO, they are always staring back at me

I don't always look at the driver I am passing on the highway BUT WHEN I DO, they are always staring back at me

I don't always go to the ATM But when I do, it's because I'm about to buy drugs

I don't always go to the ATM But when I do, it's because I'm about to buy drugs

I don't always smoke cigarettes But when I do, they're made of marijuana

I don't always smoke cigarettes But when I do, they're made of marijuana

The best cyclist in the world He once broke the land speed record on a mountain bike with no chain and a flat

The best cyclist in the world He once broke the land speed record on a mountain bike with no chain and a flat

I don't always toke after drinking a lot but when i do, i throw up and pass out immediately

I don't always toke after drinking a lot but when i do, i throw up and pass out immediately
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