"Citizen Kane is the greatest movie ever made" It fucking sucks

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"I'm moving to Hollywood after graduation" dies

Nicolas cage auteur

Nicolas cage auteur

Goes on Rotten Tomatoes Agrees with everything Armond White says

Goes on Rotten Tomatoes Agrees with everything Armond White says

Starts Film Theory paper night before it's due. Brags about it for next two weeks. D+

Starts Film Theory paper night before it's due. Brags about it for next two weeks. D+

Takes Creative writing class Spends semester adapting Kenneth anger films into short stories

Takes Creative writing class Spends semester adapting Kenneth anger films into short stories

"I need a C47" he needs a clothespin

"It's not a continuity error" "It's symbolism"

short film gets an a- submits it to sundance

short film gets an a- submits it to sundance

"Mothlight?" "Fucking genius"

"Wavelength?" "45 minutes of my life well spent"

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