*passing out on bed* "dude, might as well go to your own room to sleep." "but i wanna be included"

*passing out on bed*

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If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato If I was a potato I'd be a baked potato

If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato If I was a potato I'd be a baked potato

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

Did you notice "?" is half a lightbulb Because when you get the answer you have a full lightbulb

Did you notice

money is an everywhere gift card

money is an everywhere gift card

dude hostess should have a bake sale to save the company

dude hostess should have a bake sale to save the company

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about

our parents gave us usernames for real life

our parents gave us usernames for real life

there is really no way to know how many chameleons are in this room right now

there is really no way to know how many chameleons are in this room right now

Did he really not die with 8 headshots to the chest?

Did he really not die with 8 headshots to the chest?

When bald people wash their face how far up do they go?

When bald people wash their face how far up do they go?
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