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Aite, so - i am god and the son of god and i sacrifice myself to myself to make up fo all dat shit you be doin wit free will that you ain' using like you postabe.....aww fuckit hey dawg, run on down der to dat river & get some water i can turn into gin -

Aite, so - i am god and the son of god and i sacrifice myself to myself to make up fo all dat shit you be doin wit free will that you ain' using like you postabe.....aww fuckit hey dawg, run on down der to dat river & get some water i can turn into gin - - Aite, so - i am god and the son of god and i sacrifice myself to myself to make up fo all dat shit you be doin wit free will that you ain' using like you postabe.....aww fuckit hey dawg, run on down der to dat river & get some water i can turn into gin - Story Time Jesus
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So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?

So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?
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comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother

comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother
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And I was like, Why do you think god created "New Year's Eve" and not "New Year's steve?"

And I was like, Why do you think god created
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And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out

And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out
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so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh
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So I was like, "Yo abraham, you should sacrifice your son." Then I was like, "woah, I was just kidding, bro"

So I was like,
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So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah bro"

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like
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So they were all like YOLO! So I said "Cool story bro, give me 3 days"

So they were all like YOLO! So I said
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And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off

And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off
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So then i was all like "mom, chill out i'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

So then i was all like
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