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Want some pain meds? too bad...fresh 0ut.

needs two sets of vitals for transport 120/80

Triage Situation Black-tag everyone and leave.

Hot female patient had a small fall? Hand me trauma shears, must THOROUGHLY check DCAPBTLS

Dispatch: Subject fallen at 123 St. 0400 hours Are you kidding me

WALKS INTO ER WITH PATIENT SLAMS NARCAN, TRANSFER CARE

Pt complains about driving. Hits every pothole.

Multi-Casualty Incident Black-tag everyone and leave.

Drives with lights and sirens gets out of ambulance and kisses his girlfriend

Emergency pregnancy? I'll drive.

second call in 12 hours complains on the way there

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