It's almost 5pm, you'd better finish up blowing me so I don't have to pay you overtime.

It's almost 5pm, you'd better finish up blowing me so I don't have to pay you overtime. - It's almost 5pm, you'd better finish up blowing me so I don't have to pay you overtime.  Misc

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On my last business trip I dropped a call girl off in the hotel dumpster

On my last business trip I dropped a call girl off in the hotel dumpster

It was a hard pill to swallow so I snorted it

It was a hard pill to swallow so I snorted it

Stayed Late at work to finish up all these lines of coke before heading to the strip club

Stayed Late at work to finish up all these lines of coke before heading to the strip club

I always give the cleaning lady an extra $20 when she swallows

I always give the cleaning lady an extra $20 when she swallows

i really appreciate my intern wearing a short skirt over that tight young ass of hers

i really appreciate my intern wearing a short skirt over that tight young ass of hers

I came early today but if that bitch wants to keep her job she wont say any thing

I came early today but if that bitch wants to keep her job she wont say any thing

I'm not racist. racism is a crime and crime is only for blacks

I'm not racist. racism is a crime and crime is only for blacks

I gave money to charity so she would blow me in the car before work

I gave  money to charity so she would blow me in the car before work

Last year I ran a boy scout troop Off the road with my Ferrari

Last year I ran a boy scout troop Off the road with my Ferrari

I'd love to have children working in our factories.

I'd love to have children working in our factories.
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