Leave early for work, stays green. Leave late for work, stays red.

Leave early for work, stays green. Leave late for work, stays red.  - Leave early for work, stays green. Leave late for work, stays red.   Scumbag traffic light

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Sees you're the only one on the road at 3am TURNS RED

Sees you're the only one on the road at 3am TURNS RED

No other cars around Makes you wait full cycle

No other cars around Makes you wait full cycle

Sees you're the only one on the road at 1am TURNS RED

Sees you're the only one on the road at 1am TURNS RED

time to spare? you may pass. running late? let me show you the color of my people.

time to spare?
you may pass. running late?
let me show you the color of my people.

stays yellow for a prolonged period of time turns red as youre about to pass

stays yellow for a prolonged period of time turns red as youre about to pass

Sees you approaching Skips yellow Turns red

Sees you approaching Skips yellow Turns red

turns yellow

turns yellow

Always red Unless you are hungry and have a sandwich with you

Always red Unless you are hungry and have a sandwich with you

"oh you start work in 2 minutes? and your workplace is just after this light?" Turns red

Turns red right before you get there No cross traffic

Turns red right before you get there No cross traffic
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