Talks to 4 girls at a party goes home with all of them

Talks to 4 girls at a party goes home with all of them - Talks to 4 girls at a party goes home with all of them  Awesome Possum

109 shares

Hey Gurl Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

Hey Gurl Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

I'm gonna eat some trash Got 20 babies in my pocket I'm-I'm a huntin', waiting' for the moon up. I'm a freaking possum

I'm gonna eat some trash
Got 20 babies in my pocket 
 I'm-I'm a huntin', waiting' for the moon up. 
I'm a freaking possum

I'm gonna eat some trash, I got 20 babies in my pocket I'm a huntin, waiting for the moon up, I am an opossum

I'm gonna eat some trash, I got 20 babies in my pocket I'm a huntin, waiting for the moon up, I am an opossum

Gets drunk loses all ability to communicate

Gets drunk loses all ability to communicate

DRANK MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK DIDN'T EVEN CRY ONCE

DRANK MYSELF TO SLEEP  EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK DIDN'T EVEN CRY ONCE

I'm gonna eat some trash, got 20 babies in my pocket I'm hunting, waiting for the moon up, I'm a fucking possum

I'm gonna eat some trash, got 20 babies in my pocket I'm hunting, waiting for the moon up, I'm a fucking possum

You're an Awesome ... ... ... Possum!

You're
an
Awesome
...
...
... Possum!

Hey Friend! let's have margaritas!!

Hey Friend! let's have margaritas!!

It's Coming at me Bro!

It's Coming at me Bro!

You're Awesome! . . . . Possum!

You're Awesome!
.
.
.
. Possum!
Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?