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I don't always wreck a cruise ship But when I do, I order dinner for me and my lady afterward from the galley.

I don't always wreck a cruise ship But when I do, I order dinner for me and my lady afterward from the galley. - I don't always wreck a cruise ship But when I do, I order dinner for me and my lady afterward from the galley. Dos Equis man
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I don't always TELL PEOPLE IRL THAT I'M POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.

I don't always TELL PEOPLE IRL THAT I'M POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.
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I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into another dimension

I don't always drop my guitar pick But when i do, it goes into another dimension
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I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A LITTLE HITLER MUSTACHE AND LAUGH IN THE MIRROR

I don't always shave my beard BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A LITTLE HITLER MUSTACHE AND LAUGH IN THE MIRROR
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I don't always fuck up BUT WHEN I DO, it's in front of my in-laws

I don't always fuck up BUT WHEN I DO, it's in front of my in-laws
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I don't always drink beer so i am probably not the best authority on it

I don't always drink beer so i am probably not the best authority on it
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I don't always look at the driver I am passing on the highway BUT WHEN I DO, they are always staring back at me

I don't always look at the driver I am passing on the highway BUT WHEN I DO, they are always staring back at me
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I don't always go to the ATM But when I do, it's because I'm about to buy drugs

I don't always go to the ATM But when I do, it's because I'm about to buy drugs
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I don't always smoke cigarettes But when I do, they're made of marijuana

I don't always smoke cigarettes But when I do, they're made of marijuana
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The best cyclist in the world He once broke the land speed record on a mountain bike with no chain and a flat

The best cyclist in the world He once broke the land speed record on a mountain bike with no chain and a flat
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I don't always toke after drinking a lot but when i do, i throw up and pass out immediately

I don't always toke after drinking a lot but when i do, i throw up and pass out immediately
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