knows people love his badassery demands The expendables 2 to be Pg-13

knows people love his badassery demands The expendables 2 to be Pg-13 - knows people love his badassery demands The expendables 2 to be Pg-13  Scumbag Chuck Norris

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supports prop. 8 to protect sanctity of marriage has out-of-wedlock child

supports prop. 8 to protect sanctity of marriage has out-of-wedlock child

Says he likes Ron Paul because Ron Paul is an honest politician that is trying to make a difference Endorses Newt Gingrich

Says he likes Ron Paul because Ron Paul is an honest politician that is trying to make a difference Endorses Newt Gingrich

HI. I'm Chuck Norris.

 HI. I'm Chuck Norris.

i had sex befor my dad

i had sex befor my dad

Listens to illogical jokes about his fighting ability Thinks Christianity makes sense

Listens to illogical jokes about his fighting ability Thinks Christianity  makes sense

loves america wants to make it a christian theocracy

loves america wants to make it a christian theocracy

chuck norris doesn't get girls he gets your girls

chuck norris doesn't get girls he gets your girls

whoever put this scumbag hat on me is already dead

whoever put this scumbag hat on me is already dead

It fascinates me that American naturalization law incorporates “good moral character” as a prerequisite for citizenship but no such legal standard is expected of those who govern our citizens. Endorses professional philanderer Newt Gingrich

It fascinates me that American naturalization law incorporates “good moral character” as a prerequisite for citizenship but no such legal standard is expected of those who govern our citizens. Endorses professional philanderer Newt Gingrich

Gains internet fame from an ongoing joke that makes him relevant. Doesn't realize the joke is funny because he's NOT relevant.

Gains internet fame from an ongoing joke that makes him relevant. Doesn't realize the joke is funny because he's NOT relevant.
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