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Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea- well doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they- I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. none of them were

Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea- well doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they- I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. none of them were - Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea- well doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they- I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. none of them were Bad Joke Eel
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My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot
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So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'
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Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again? "beats me."

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again?
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was Soda Pressing

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was Soda Pressing
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I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double-headed dildo they want They're really struggling to make ends meet

A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double-headed dildo they want They're really struggling to make ends meet
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives
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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback
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two radio antennae got married. the wedding was okay but the reception was great

two radio antennae got married. the wedding was okay but the reception was great
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
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