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Guess what's my favourite brand of rice? I don't know...? Uncle Ben's!

Guess what's my favourite brand of rice? I don't know...? Uncle Ben's! - Guess what's my favourite brand of rice? I don't know...? Uncle Ben's! JJ Jameson
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What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities

What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities
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I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen

I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, what's your disability?" what you tell him? "Tourettes, you fucking cunt!"

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me,
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Parker, you know my favorite brand of rice? no, what? Uncle Ben's.

Parker, you know my favorite brand of rice? no, what? Uncle Ben's.
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Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.

Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.
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I just started the seaweed diet what's the seaweed diet? I see weed and I smoke it

I just started the seaweed diet what's the seaweed diet? I see weed and I smoke it
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women
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did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush".

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a
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doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed

doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed
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Would you say that the word "cat" is found in the R section of a dictionary? No, not in the Rs That's not what your aunt May said last night

Would you say that the word
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