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you send him a letter ignores it, stalks you, eats your fucking cookies

you send him a letter ignores it, stalks you, eats your fucking cookies - you send him a letter ignores it, stalks you, eats your fucking cookies Scumbag Santa
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Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it

Enjoys the view of Africa As he flies over it
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Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids
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Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present
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works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you

works one day a year spends the rest of the year judging you
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Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy

Takes Credit for all the presents your parents buy
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the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears

the holidays are about: upvotes, naked chicks, confession bears
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Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself

Knows where all the bad girls live keeps it to himself
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Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews

Gives presents to kids all over the world Skips Jews
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Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk

Doesn't exist Still eats your cookies and milk
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Tell me what you want what you really, really want

Tell me what you want what you really, really want
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