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You have what we're looking for except experience, a degree, you didn't sleep with the boss, you didn't browwnnose, you didn't kiss my ass...

You have what we're looking for except experience, a degree, you didn't sleep with the boss, you didn't browwnnose, you didn't kiss my ass... - You have what we're looking for except experience, a degree, you didn't sleep with the boss, you didn't browwnnose, you didn't kiss my ass... Scumbag Employer
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Requirement: 3 years of HTML5 HTML5 was introduced October 2011

Requirement: 3 years of HTML5 HTML5 was introduced October 2011
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Upload or Paste Resume Here Now Retype the fucking thing here

Upload or Paste Resume Here Now Retype the fucking thing here
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Won't give you a job because you don't have experience Can't get experience because they won't give you a job

Won't give you a job because you don't have experience Can't get experience because they won't give you a job
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Entry Level Job Requires 5+ Years Experience

Entry Level Job Requires 5+ Years Experience
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sends you an email that you didn't get the job 3 months later

sends you an email that you didn't get the job 3 months later
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Not qualified because you were caught with weed He goes the bar after work and drives home drunk

Not qualified because you were caught with weed He goes the bar after work and drives home drunk
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Wants 5-10 years experience With Microsoft Silverlight

Wants 5-10 years experience With Microsoft Silverlight
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let's you go due to the results of a 'random' drug test On your way out asks if you to score him a bag

let's you go due to the results of a 'random' drug test On your way out asks if you to score him a bag
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Has you come in to interview for a Web developer position only asks questions about programming in C

Has you come in to interview for a Web developer position only asks questions about programming in C
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Denies request to upgrade a server running server 2000 approves a $30,000 bathroom remodeling

Denies request to upgrade a server running server 2000 approves a $30,000 bathroom remodeling
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