be dark elf everyone hates you

be dark elf everyone hates you - be dark elf everyone hates you  Scumbag low lvl Dovahkiin

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tough battle eat 30 apples mid-fight

tough battle eat 30 apples mid-fight

Steals a basket, becomes wanted man steals a farmer's entire harvest, no problem

Steals a basket, becomes wanted man steals a farmer's entire harvest, no problem

Saves entire town from rampaging dragon "Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else."

Saves entire town from rampaging dragon

Kill Dragon: 500 Gold! Deliver a letter: 500 Gold

Kill Dragon: 500 Gold! Deliver a letter: 500 Gold

Sees entire wall of dragon language Memorizes One word

Sees entire wall of dragon language Memorizes 
One word

Broom falls over and hits you: Take damage Walk through hearth fire in house: Not a single fuck given.

Broom falls over and hits you: Take damage Walk through hearth fire in house: Not a single fuck given.

Savior of skyrim Goes to jail for killing a chicken

Savior of skyrim Goes to jail for killing a chicken

Do you know Who the fuck I am?

Do you know Who the fuck I am?

Slays Dragon No Problem dies to a bear

Slays Dragon No Problem dies to a bear

"What have you got for sale?" Sells all of his own shit

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