slash one chicken several times and I'll give you head chickens kill you

slash one chicken several times and I'll give you head chickens kill you - slash one chicken several times and I'll give you head chickens kill you  Dicktease Zelda

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comes in for a kiss pushes you off a cliff

comes in for a kiss pushes you off a cliff

Learns how to give a blowjob from Impa, The sage of shadow Uses it on ganondorf

Learns how to give a blowjob from Impa, The sage of shadow Uses it on ganondorf

Convinces you to go out with princess ruto She has no vagina

Convinces you to go out with princess ruto  She has no vagina

Plays with your "Master sword" when you defeat ganon Puts it back into pedestal before you climax

Plays with your

Makes you ditch Saria's ocarina for my own Should've kept it

Makes you ditch Saria's ocarina for my own Should've kept it

catch the chicken in hyrule town and I'll give you head It's impossible to catch

catch the chicken in hyrule town and I'll give you head It's impossible to catch

You want me to blow you? Gives you deku leaf

You want me to blow you? Gives you deku leaf

is that an ocarina in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

is that an ocarina in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

Comes closer to you Where's my ocarina?

Comes closer to you Where's my ocarina?

Compels you to approach her Tricked to make her use her final smash in brawl (KO)

Compels  you to approach her Tricked to make her use her final smash in brawl (KO)
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