Billy wouldn't touch the lawn mower I introduced him to the wood chipper

Billy wouldn't touch the lawn mower I introduced him to the wood chipper - Billy wouldn't touch the lawn mower I introduced him to the wood chipper  Vengeance Dad

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My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts

We started family game night with Life and ended with Uno

We started family game night with Life and ended with Uno

I've worked hard to feed my family Into the wood chipper

I've worked hard to feed my family Into the wood chipper

I took my family camping concentration camping

I took my family camping
 concentration camping

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate graves

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate graves

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.

My family is like a fine wine Locked up in a barrel in the cellar

My family is like a fine wine Locked up in a barrel in the cellar

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk

My family was overly attached i can't say as much for their body parts

My family was overly attached i can't say as much for their body parts
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