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why did the chicken cross the road? as a chicken, i am offended by this joke, but if i was to cross the road it would be to buy more paper towels because my wife has a horrible illness and has been suffering from projectile vomiting. so yeh, thanks a lot

why did the chicken cross the road? as a chicken, i am offended by this joke, but if i was to cross the road it would be to buy more paper towels because my wife has a horrible illness and has been suffering from projectile vomiting. so yeh, thanks a lot - why did the chicken cross the road? as a chicken, i am offended by this joke, but if i was to cross the road it would be to buy more paper towels because my wife has a horrible illness and has been suffering from projectile vomiting. so yeh, thanks a lot Anti-Joke Chicken
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Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere
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Why doesn't God like fruitCake? Because he doesn't exist

Why doesn't God like fruitCake? Because he doesn't exist
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Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.
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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, he rolls over and sta

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, he rolls over and sta
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If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car
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Why was the little boy Crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy Crying? He had a frog stapled to his face
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I like my coffee how i like my women without a penis

I like my coffee how i like my women without a penis
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a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart

a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart
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