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I suggested creating Adam and Steve... But God was like, "Naaaaww! Fuck that!"

I suggested creating Adam and Steve... But God was like,
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Sees naked, willful thought-slave in the garden of eden Teaches critical thinking

Sees naked, willful thought-slave in the garden of eden Teaches critical thinking
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Sees man starving in the desert Tries to offer him food for forty days

Sees man starving in the desert Tries to offer him food for forty days
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God wanted you to live your life in complete ignorance, but I foiled His plan with a single conversation. You're welcome.

God wanted you to live your life in complete ignorance, but I foiled His plan with a single conversation. You're welcome.
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Rebels against a tyrant, frees an entire species from the shackles of ignorance. Never puts out a book about how awesome he is.

Rebels against a tyrant, frees an entire species from the shackles of ignorance. Never puts out a book about how awesome he is.
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Plays a vastly superior violin piece. Lets Johnny have the fiddle anyway.

Plays a vastly superior violin piece. Lets Johnny have the fiddle anyway.
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gives humans knowledge which frees them from ignorance terrorist

gives humans knowledge which frees them from ignorance terrorist
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sent to hell for refusing to bow to humans who he considered corrupt and evil was right

sent to hell for refusing to bow to humans who he considered corrupt and evil was right
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Has a Church of Satan Not one report of a priest raping a little boy.

Has a Church of Satan Not one report of a priest raping a little boy.
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Is ridiculed and demonized by god Doesn't kill millions to "prove" his existence.

Is ridiculed and demonized by god Doesn't kill millions to
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Understands human nature Doesn't judge you for being human

Understands human nature Doesn't judge you for being human
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