Buys 10 scratch tickets 1 at a time at gas station Bitches about social security

Buys 10 scratch tickets 1  at a time at gas station
 Bitches about social security  - Buys 10 scratch tickets 1  at a time at gas station
 Bitches about social security   Scumbag Grandma

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gets introduced to one of your asian friends tells you later "watch out, those japs are sneaky"

gets introduced to one of your asian friends tells you later

Hears great niece is marrying Jessica Good for her. I've never met a man named Jessica before.

Hears great niece is marrying Jessica Good for her.  I've never met a man named Jessica before.

Hey, you had lost a lot of weight I see you found it again

Hey, you had lost a lot of weight I see you found it again

Goes through 10 Items Or Less checkout lane With 15 items. Forgets Geritol and asks bag-boy to go get it for her. Remembers $0.25 coupon last minute. Pays with check after digging for it in her purse for ten minutes. Then slowly writes it after finding h

Goes through 10 Items Or Less checkout lane
 With 15 items. Forgets Geritol and asks bag-boy to go get it for her. Remembers $0.25 coupon last minute. Pays with check after digging for it in her purse for ten minutes. Then slowly writes it after finding h

calls rap and r&b nigger music loved nat king cole

calls rap and r&b nigger music loved nat king cole

I like that romney He's just nicer to look at than that negro

I like that romney He's just nicer to look at than that negro

is nice to you is the reason your dad is so fucked up

is nice to you is the reason your dad is so fucked up

Maybe she wants to be with someone with a career

Maybe she wants to be with someone with a career

my doctor is very good for a jew

my doctor is very good for a jew

Elects politicians that accrue trillions in debt over 40 years Pays for it with her grandkids' financial futures

Elects politicians that accrue trillions in debt over 40 years
 Pays for it with her grandkids' financial futures
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