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I ordered my steak well-done he told me i'm a worthless piece of shit who doesn't fucking deserve to eat

I ordered my steak well-done he told me i'm a worthless piece of shit who doesn't fucking deserve to eat - I ordered my steak well-done he told me i'm a worthless piece of shit who doesn't fucking deserve to eat Redditors Wife
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he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty
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i asked him what he wanted to drink he said hitler did nothing wrong

i asked him what he wanted to drink he said hitler did nothing wrong
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I told him we're out of toothpaste He said maybe you are

I told him we're out of toothpaste He said maybe you are
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"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "Can't sleep, the British are coming!"
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I asked him to ride me He told me I wasn't a whale shark

I asked him to ride me He told me I wasn't a whale shark
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i asked him if he still loved me he did a backflip

i asked him if he still loved me he did a backflip
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I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY. "IT DEPENDS WHICH COUNTRY YOU'RE IN"

I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY.
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asked him to get me wrinkle cream he came on my face

asked him to get me wrinkle cream he came on my face
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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i told him i'd be a tiger in bed tonight he said i wasnt rare enough

i told him i'd be a tiger in bed tonight he said i wasnt rare enough
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