tries to bring you coffee in his sleep

tries to bring you coffee in his sleep - tries to bring you coffee in his sleep  Awkward roommate

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stand in middle of room. breathe through mouth. leave.

stand in middle of room. breathe through mouth. leave.

walks into room in middle of night fucked on ketemine wont fucking leave

walks into room in middle of night fucked on ketemine wont fucking leave

silently go on facebook begin conversation with people in the room

silently go on facebook begin conversation with people in the room

2:38 stand by door until time for work 2:40 go to work

2:38 stand by door until time for work 2:40 go to work

Constantly blasts his favorite music Death polka

Constantly blasts his favorite music Death polka

boxed risotto "this is a family recipe"

boxed risotto

Makes a voodoo doll of you Tells everyone except you

Makes a voodoo doll of you Tells everyone except you

Writes creepy short story Names character after you.

Writes creepy short story Names character after you.

walk into room. smile, nod walk out of room

walk into room. smile, nod walk out of room

WRITES CREEPY SHORT STORIES NAMES CHARACTER AFTER YOU. Caption 3 goes here

WRITES CREEPY SHORT STORIES NAMES CHARACTER AFTER YOU. Caption 3 goes here
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