I don't always get paid. but when I do, i get paid in gum

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

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I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.

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I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

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i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

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I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

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I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

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I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

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I don't always get hit by green shells But when I do, they're my own.

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I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

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I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself

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I don't always get paid. but when I do, i get paid in gum

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always get hit by green shells But when I do, they're my own.

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself

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