claims to bat over .300 his senior year batted 9th in the lineup

claims to bat over .300 his senior year batted 9th in the lineup - claims to bat over .300 his senior year batted 9th in the lineup  Delusional Former High School Athlete

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Prayed before every game Never got a Hit

Prayed before every game Never got a Hit

"i still hold a record." for worst batting average

Brags about undefeated baseball season graduated the year before

Brags about undefeated baseball season graduated the year before

"remember that game i hit a homerun." happened in little league

"i once had three strike outs in one inning." while batting

"I was the best catcher" in all of his relationships

"Yea i'm probably going to play at a d1 college" doesn't make all-conference team

Hits a triple gets picked off at third base

Hits a triple gets picked off at third base

Claims he batted .500 in his senior year Batted twice

Claims he batted .500 in his senior year Batted twice

Gets pissed at you for striking out Grounds into double play

Gets pissed at you for striking out Grounds into double play
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