Hey, wanna know whose birthday it is today? Who? Jeev. The guy who banged your girl and took your car.

Hey, wanna know whose birthday it is today? Who? Jeev. The guy who banged your girl and took your car. - Hey, wanna know whose birthday it is today? Who? Jeev. The guy who banged your girl and took your car.  Fast and Furious

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Why did princess Diana cross the road? Why? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did princess Diana cross the road? Why? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Hey, I got a new joke for you.. What? Your Career. Least I wasn't a babysitter..

Hey, I got a new joke for you.. What? Your Career. Least I wasn't a babysitter..

hey, your driving is giving me a hard-on yeah? you drive like a cunt

hey, your driving is giving me a hard-on yeah? you drive like a cunt

what's the difference between princess diana and Michael Hutchence? What? hutchence remembered to buckle up

what's the difference between princess diana and Michael Hutchence? What? hutchence remembered to buckle up

You got a tight ass. Shouldn't have gotten so wasted man. I was all up in you man... I never in seen you before, lets just race! Tell me that ass don't hurt

You got a tight ass. Shouldn't have gotten so wasted man. I was all up in you man... I never in seen you before, lets just race! Tell me that ass don't hurt

Yo. I need a partner in crime.. How about me? I don't need a "Chris O'Donnell"

Yo. I need a partner in crime.. How about me? I don't need a

Nice short. Whadya shoot on? Canon 7D. You? Red.

Nice short. Whadya shoot on? Canon 7D. You? Red.

Yo, You wanna grab a beer after this? Really? No.

Yo, You wanna grab a beer after this? Really? No.

Hey, wanna hear a joke? Pussy... ...........I don't get it. I know.

Hey, wanna hear a joke? Pussy... ...........I don't get it. I know.

Nice shirt. I got it 50% off. Get in we'll get it 100% off.

Nice shirt. I got it 50% off. Get in we'll get it 100% off.
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