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That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You thi

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You thi - That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You thi Business Cat
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We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it

We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it
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i was able to save the project, but I had to pull some strings I love those goddamn strings

i was able to save the project, but I had to pull some strings I love those goddamn strings
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What a strange walk to the office the morning Everyone was avoiding me

What a strange walk to the office the morning Everyone was avoiding me
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sorry jenkins, I've been having a crazy day only 16 hours of sleep

sorry jenkins, I've been having a crazy day only 16 hours of sleep
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we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch

we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch
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302,265 shares

I'll be out of the office today my brother just bought a boat

I'll be out of the office today my brother just bought a boat
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259,635 shares

Regarding that presentation you left on my desk I'm going to sleep on it.

Regarding that presentation you left on my desk I'm going to sleep on it.
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256,654 shares

Climbing corporate ladder can't get down

Climbing corporate ladder can't get down
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245,746 shares

Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and lay down on my favorite

Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and lay down on my favorite
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223,323 shares

The sales contract had a few strings attached I played with them for 2 hours

The sales contract had a few strings attached I played with them for 2 hours
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215,481 shares

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